A Spitzer Funny

LEONARD PITTS, McClatchy Newspapers

I admit that I'm curious.

What, exactly, is included in $5,500 an hour sex? Does the woman sweat Dom Perignon? Are you massaged with an oil distilled from the tears of virgins? Do you get a complimentary big screen?

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Reminds me of Pulp Fiction.

VINCENT: Did you just order a five-dollar shake?

MIA: Sure did.

VINCENT: A shake? Milk and ice cream?

MIA: Uh-huh.

VINCENT: It costs five dollars?

MIA: Yep.

VINCENT: You don't put bourbon in it or anything?

WAITOR: Nope.

VINCENT: Just checking.