12.29.2008

We're Short

According to one Left Coast newspaper, when the Celtics play the Lakers, it's about like Muggsy Bogues trying to guard Wilt Chamberlain. It's about like Spud Webb trying to guard Yao Ming. It's about like. . .

Well, you get the point.

We're short.

Three things to think about:

1. Does he understand that his team of purple giants was outrebounded by our team of green lilliputians?

2. Why does he measure all of the Celtics informally by observation but just accept the Lakers' listed height as if it were the Holy Gospel?

3. Does he really think his credibility is bolstered by an argument that asserts the Celtics are the worst 27-4 team in NBA history, but they might win 70 if they sign Stephon Marbury?

phhhhf

2 comments:

FLCeltsFan said...

This article was ridiculous. It should be taped to the inside of every Celtics' locker.

Leon Powe plays way taller than his listed height. And what he doesn't have in height, he makes up for in heart. Perk is 6'10" and plays every bit that height. I'd rather have our diminutive guys with their heart than the Fakers height with no heart. I really hate the Fakers and everything about them... including their idiot writers.

Lex said...

It is as if the author didn't see the Finals or wanted to forget them.