Pining for PJ

I love PJ Brown. The above picture is in my top 5 from last year. But the dude is 39. Sam Cassell? Ditto. Stephon Marbury is 32, seven years younger than the Alien and still in the prime of his career (very late prime, but still part of that magical 28-32 year-old age group for athletes). Mikki Moore? Well, he never had a prime. But he is 34, five years younger than PJ and owner of more energy than any Celtic sub since Waltah McCarty. Moore's career playoff averages are as follows: 10.2 points and 5.3 rebounds, while shooting 54.5 percent from the field.

I think we're doing OK. Despite this moron's hints to the contrary, Stephon Marbury and Mikki Moore do not constitute "crinkling tinfoil into a ball and jamming it into a champagne bottle when the real cork can't be found."

The piece actually says Paul Pierce sounded "desperate" when he responded to the Celtics' latest roster additions.

Say what?