"We are the Better Team. We Are. For Sure. Better."

Any concerns that this could fail?

"No," said Celtics vice-president of basketball Danny Ainge without the slightest bit of hesitation. "I mean, there are other teams out there [also vying for a championship]. But we’re a better team. We are, for sure, better."

Are you listening Grant?

I know, I know. You're off to Fargo to play for Flapjacks.